Towels Flannels

Novelty face cloths flannels embroidered naughty rude stocking filler washcloths Valentine’s Day Face/Arse

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Handmade to order — ready in 3–5 working days

£6.50

These grey cotton flannels are hand-embroidered with a bit of cheeky humour — you get one embroidered with FACE and one with ARSE in crisp white thread. At 30cm x 30cm, they're proper washcloths that actually work, not just a joke. Ideal for slipping into a stocking, passing along at Secret Santa, or giving someone who appreciates a bit of bathroom banter. Machine washable at 40 degrees, made by hand here in Wiltshire.

Product Details

Material: 100% cotton
Care: Machine wash 40°C · Tumble dry low
Notes: Towel colour may vary slightly from photos — please check colour options at checkout

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Free delivery on orders over £60

Handmade in 3–5 working days · then Royal Mail delivery · Express available

30-day returns

Non-personalised items only. See our returns policy.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long does personalisation take?

Personalised items are made to order and typically dispatched within 3–5 business days. We'll always let you know if there's a delay.

Can I change my personalisation after ordering?

Contact us as soon as possible at info@thenuttysquirrel.co.uk or call 01225 584949. We can amend orders before production begins.

What if I'm not happy with my order?

We want you to love your purchase. Non-personalised items can be returned within 30 days. For personalised items, please contact us and we'll do our best to help.