Towels Flannels

Novelty face cloths flannels embroidered naughty rude stocking filler washcloths Valentine’s Day Face/Fanny

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£6.50

These novelty flannels are embroidered with tongue-in-cheek words that'll raise a smile every time they're used. You'll receive two 30cm square pink cotton flannels — one embroidered with 'FACE' and one with 'FANNY' in crisp white thread. They're practical too: 100% cotton, fully washable at 40 degrees, and made right here in Wiltshire by hand. Great for stocking fillers, Secret Santa swaps, hen and stag dos, or anyone who likes their bathroom humour.

Product Details

Material: 100% cotton
Care: Machine wash 40°C · Tumble dry low
Notes: Towel colour may vary slightly from photos — please check colour options at checkout

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Free delivery on orders over £60

Handmade in 3–5 working days · then Royal Mail delivery · Express available

30-day returns

Non-personalised items only. See our returns policy.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long does personalisation take?

Personalised items are made to order and typically dispatched within 3–5 business days. We'll always let you know if there's a delay.

Can I change my personalisation after ordering?

Contact us as soon as possible at info@thenuttysquirrel.co.uk or call 01225 584949. We can amend orders before production begins.

What if I'm not happy with my order?

We want you to love your purchase. Non-personalised items can be returned within 30 days. For personalised items, please contact us and we'll do our best to help.